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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 09:42

Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
So they tried
No go.
Next, they tried...
Tuesday Telescope: Lighting, sprites, and airglow over Central America - Ars Technica
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I tested Apple’s 11th-gen iPad for a week, and it’s still the best tablet - CNN
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Newark Airport to open its shuttered runway Monday, 13 days ahead of schedule - NBC News
share office space ...
No way
Still no good
Which sunblock is best for oily skin?
Loons and Moons
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Minds and Behinds
Treasury Secretary Busts ‘Alarmist’ Inflation Predictions - The Daily Wire
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Oracle Stock Jumps On Earnings Beat, Upbeat Cloud Growth Forecast - Investor's Business Daily
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..