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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 09:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?

So they tried

No go.

Next, they tried...

Tuesday Telescope: Lighting, sprites, and airglow over Central America - Ars Technica

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

This Additive Is In Thousands of Foods in the US — and Could Be Disrupting Your Gut Health - Food & Wine

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I tested Apple’s 11th-gen iPad for a week, and it’s still the best tablet - CNN

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why are most people broke?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Newark Airport to open its shuttered runway Monday, 13 days ahead of schedule - NBC News

share office space ...

No way

Still no good

Which sunblock is best for oily skin?

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Treasury Secretary Busts ‘Alarmist’ Inflation Predictions - The Daily Wire

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Oracle Stock Jumps On Earnings Beat, Upbeat Cloud Growth Forecast - Investor's Business Daily

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

What do gang stalkers want?